我爱瓜子！！

I love watermelon seeds.

NOOOOOO not the raw ones you idiot! the chinese styled cooked ones flavored with butter and licorice.

"yuck, what is this? Black licorice is soooo nasty!"

Who the hell eats black licorice by itself? Maybe sick Chinese people.

You got to try it once, just once. Come on, if something like Chinese 瓜子，been sticking around for centuries, and people are still eating them all the time, raving about how good they taste. How bad can it be?

What's there to lose? Worst comes to worst, you can spit them out and rinse your mouth with some nasty mouthwash.

Most chinese people probably will tell you the same thing about CHEESE!! Yes, 芝士，nasty! But i tried it, and tried it, and tried it. Now i can't live without it.

Moral of the story? --try some black licorice/butter flavored 瓜子 before you see god or whoever you see....